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Date: 15 Feb 2007 11:35:08 -0800
Subject: My Complaint about Roger E. Blumberg
http://tinyurl.com/2z66og
Enjoy :-)
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Greg Cisko, I've said it before, you're a star, a shining example.
If anyone goes to the website that created this "complaint" they'll discover
that the text is auto-generated and changes every time you go back. Everyone
who reads it will see something else. Very creative Greg, hilarious, and
courageous too! -- hear him roar (without signing his name to it, of
course).
Except for the "big words" used here and there, the text sounds just about
as coherent and rational as might be expected from the real Greg Cisko. (The
big words were the tip-off though)
Below is the "explanation" from the web-site that generates this junk
http://www.pakin.org/ "Scott Pakin's Automatic Complaint-Letter Generator."
Roger
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Why do you have a "complaint about me" on your Web page?
I get asked this question a lot. The short answer is: I don't. What you just
read is the output of Scott Pakin's Automatic Complaint-Letter Generator, a
program I wrote that randomly generates complaint letters on demand.
The idea is that someone -- almost certainly whoever pointed you to my page
-- entered "Mr. Roger E Blumberg" into the Automatic Complaint-Letter
Generator form at http://www.pakin.org/complaint. The result was the
rambling but (I hope) grammatically correct complaint letter of the type you
just read. It's intended to be funny, but apparently, some people don't
share my sense of humor. That's why I wrote this page explaining my program.
Can you remove the complaint about me from your site?
No, but don't worry; complaint letters are never stored on my site. Each
time my server is asked for a complaint letter, it generates a brand-new one
and sends it right to your Web browser without even touching my disks.
Who entered my name into your program?
I have no idea. A WWW server has no way to tell who's on the other side of
the connection. That's just the way the Internet works.
Why did you e-mail me a complaint letter?
I didn't. I never e-mail complaint letters to anyone, especially people I
don't even know. If you received a complaint in the mail, check the From
line -- that's who sent it to you.
N.B.: If you receive an e-mail complaint that appears to have my e-mail
address in the From line, please forward me the entire message, headers
included. This is certainly a forgery, and I will want to investigate it.